Do you hear that?

Up on the rooftops?

Santa’s Reindeer are here, and with them, all sorts of goodies to help make sure 2025 is the best year possible!

Mix and match! Choose something for yourself AND the people you love!


The DASHER package from Psychic Medium & Author Josh Simonds brings you the Celtic Cross Tarot Reading (normally $60) and a Personalized Guided Meditation (normally $50) for $99! This particular reindeer’s gift package will be here (and these prices good) until December 31st, 2024!

THE CELTIC CROSS: A classic Tarot spread, the Celtic Cross lends in-depth insight around a situation you’re experiencing, the influences of both the past and the environment you’re in at play in the situation. Gain insight into the near future and the outcome of a particular situation. This spread is extensive and is accompanied by both a picture of your spread, as well as a 20-minute audio recording.

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THE PERSONALIZED GUIDED MEDITATION: This Tarot spread is used to create your own, customized personal guided meditation! You’ll receive both a photo of your spread and a 15-minute digital file to download, as well as a private YouTube video link of your personal guided meditation. This meditation will be determined by the Tarot cards pulled and designed to help you find clarity and connection for the moment you’re at in your life at the time of purchase.

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DASHER 2025
$99.00
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The DANCER package from Psychic Medium & Author Josh Simonds brings you a year’s worth of monthly Tarot Snapshot readings, delivered on the first of every month as a private YouTube video (normally $240) for $199! This particular reindeer’s gift package will be here (and these prices good) until December 31st, 2024!

THE TAROT SNAPSHOT is a three-card spread highlighting where you are at that moment, what vexes and perplexes you, and what can heal and reveal to help you through that particular challenge. This monthly reading is provided as a private YouTube video at least 8 minutes long and will be delivered via email on the first of every month. BEGINS January 1st, 2025, for twelve readings, ENDING December 1st, 2025.

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DANCER 2025
$199.00
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The PRANCER package from Psychic Medium & Author Josh Simonds brings you a year’s worth of monthly Tarot Snapshot readings, delivered on the first of every month as a private YouTube video (normally $240) for $199, AS WELL as FOUR CELTIC CROSS Tarot Readings (normally worth $240), delivered to you on the Spring & Autumn Equinoxes, as well as the Summer and Winter Solstices for 2025! This particular reindeer’s gift package will be here (and these prices good) until December 31st, 2024!

The Monthly Tarot Readings will include THE TAROT SNAPSHOT is a three-card spread highlighting where you are at that moment, what vexes and perplexes you, and what can heal and reveal to help you through that particular challenge. This monthly reading is provided as a private YouTube video at least 8 minutes long and will be delivered via email on the first of every month. BEGINS January 1st, 2025, for twelve readings, ENDING December 1st, 2025.

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THE CELTIC CROSS: A classic Tarot spread, the Celtic Cross lends in-depth insight around a situation you’re experiencing, the influences of both the past and the environment you’re in at play in the situation. Gain insight into the near future and the outcome of a particular situation. This spread is extensive and is accompanied by both a picture of your spread, as well as a 20-minute audio recording. These readings will be emailed to you on the Spring & Autumn Equinoxes, as well as the Summer and Winter Solstices!

ALL READINGS PROVIDED AS ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.

PRANCER 2025
$399.00
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The VIXEN package from Psychic Medium & Author Josh Simonds is for our LOVERS! This package includes the “Hotsauce & Honey” and the “Tarot for Two” Tarot Reading! Let’s deeply dive into the physical, emotional, spiritual, and mental parts of romantic relationships! Each Tarot reading is normally $60, but you can get them both for $99! This particular reindeer’s gift package will be here (and these prices good) until December 31st, 2024!

THE HOTSAUCE & HONEY Tarot Reading is meant to help you gain insight into your sex life and then into your emotional heart and well-being! Adults only!

The Hotsauce Reading! To put it plainly, this reading is all about SEX. Whether you're single or in a relationship, if you consider yourself a sexual person and would like some insight from the World of Spirit on how to bring some...ahem...balance...to your love life, this is the reading for you!

The Honey Reading! What’s the hotsauce without a little honey? To put it sweetly, this is the cuddle reading! This reading is all the warm and fuzzy energy your heart needs right now, meant to help lend warmth and love to that incredible heart of yours! This reading is intended to uplift your heart and your Spirit in conjunction with and after the Hotsauce Reading!

This reading will include a picture of your spread and a private YouTube video reading of at least 20 minutes.

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THE TAROT FOR TWO Tarot Reading is designed to help couples shake things up! Created with the traditional Rider Waite Smith deck, along with the Ethereal Visions Illuminated Tarot from artist Matt Hughes, this spread is designed to help two people gain better insight into where they’re at in their relationship. This spread helps couples lean into the idea that there are “two sides to every story” and allows each partner honor the experiences and perceptions of the other. This spread is ideal when both partners are willing to be very honest with each other to strengthen and improve their relationship! This reading will include a picture of your spread and a private YouTube video reading of at least 20 minutes.

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VIXEN 2025
$99.00
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The COMET package from Psychic Medium & Author Josh Simonds will illuminate your inner sky! This package includes the “2025 Compass” Tarot (normally $80) and a “Past Life” Tarot Reading (normally $60) for only $120! This particular reindeer’s gift package will be here (and these prices good) until December 31st, 2024!

THE 2025 COMPASS Tarot Reading will be delivered as a 30-minute private YouTube video and a picture of your Tarot spread so that you may walk into 2025 with clarity, strength, and hope! During the reading, TWO words or phrases will be identified as your themes of the year, and as a BONUS to this reading, you’ll receive a cellphone wallpaper image for your personal use as well! (Sample images included here.)

You’re also encouraged to revisit this reading regularly, as you’ll receive guidance on how your upcoming year will progress and the guidance you’ll need to get through every month and the year in general.

Readings will be emailed on Saturday, December 21st. Any readings purchased after 12/21 will be delivered as soon as possible or within ten business days of purchase!

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THE PAST LIFE Tarot Reading is for you if you’ve ever wondered who you were in a past life or if something from a past life is affecting your current path. Discover who you may have been in a past life and how that life affects your current path with this Past Life Tarot Reading, delivered as a private YouTube video of at least 20 minutes!

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COMET 2025
$120.00
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The CUPID package from Psychic Medium & Author Josh Simonds is for our LOVERS who want to take a really deep dive into their relationship! This package includes the “Tarot for Two,” “Making Love Better,” and the “Bouquet of Love” Tarot Reading! Each tarot reading is normally $40, but you can get all three for $99! This particular reindeer’s gift package will be here (and these prices good) until December 31st, 2024!

THE TAROT FOR TWO Tarot Reading is designed to help couples shake things up! Created with the traditional Rider Waite Smith deck, along with the Ethereal Visions Illuminated Tarot from artist Matt Hughes, this spread is designed to help two people gain better insight into where they’re at in their relationship. This spread helps couples lean into the idea that there are “two sides to every story” and allows each partner to honor the experiences and perceptions of the other. This spread is ideal when both partners are willing to be very honest with each other to strengthen and improve their relationship! This reading will include a picture of your spread and a private YouTube video reading of at least 20 minutes.

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THE MAKING LOVE BETTER Tarot Reading helps any long-term, committed relationship no matter what circumstances and situations two people face together. As anyone in a long-term relationship knows, they take work and attention! Whether your relationship is going through a rough patch, is stable (with a chance of becoming stagnant), or faces many changes together, this spread is designed to help find clarity and direction. This reading is specific to this moment in time and will help you gain insight into your love life, where it’s been, and how you can help nourish it in the future! This reading will include a picture of your spread and an audio reading at least 15 minutes in length.

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THE BOUQUET OF LOVE Tarot Reading helps to illuminate a romantic relationship. Inspired by the act of giving flowers in the Victorian Era to communicate one’s feelings, it would have otherwise been taboo to communicate openly. This spread helps illuminate the strengths and challenges of any relationship, along with advice that will help strengthen the relationship! This reading will include a picture of your spread and an audio reading at least 15 minutes in length.

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CUPID 2025
$99.00
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The DONDER package from Psychic Medium & Author Josh Simonds can help you save on the price of one-on-one mediumship sessions! Usually priced at $150 per 60-minute session, you can get three for $333! These sessions can be used for yourself or others, or both! This particular reindeer’s gift package will be here (and these prices good) until December 31st, 2024!

These one-on-one sessions are my standard offerings. They can be conducted in person at Deep Earth Arts in Littleton, New Hampshire, or online via Zoom. Each session comes with a recording and a four-leaf clover. Once purchased, please email connect@joshsimonds.com with your order number and how you would like to coordinate your three sessions!

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DONDER 2025
$333.00
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The BLITZEN package from Psychic Medium & Author Josh Simonds is a BIG DEAL! BIG DEAL! This package includes a 90-minute one-on-one psychic medium session (worth $200), the “2025 Compass” Tarot Reading (normally $80), along with a “Past Life” and “Guardian Angel” Tarot Reading and a Personalized Guided Meditation (all worth $170!) This particular reindeer’s gift package will be here (and these prices good) until December 31st, 2024!

A 90-MINUTE ONE-ON-ONE SESSION My standard offerings, these can be conducted in person at Deep Earth Arts in Littleton, New Hampshire, or online via Zoom. Each session comes with a recording and a four-leaf clover. Once purchased, please email connect@joshsimonds.com with your order number and how you would like to coordinate your session!

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THE 2025 COMPASS Tarot Reading will be delivered as a 30-minute private YouTube video and a picture of your Tarot spread so that you may walk into 2025 with clarity, strength, and hope! During the reading, TWO words or phrases will be identified as your themes of the year, and as a BONUS to this reading, you’ll receive a cellphone wallpaper image for your personal use as well! (Sample images included here.)

You’re also encouraged to revisit this reading regularly, as you’ll receive guidance on how your upcoming year will progress and the guidance you’ll need to get through every month and the year in general.

Readings will be emailed on Saturday, December 21st. Any readings purchased after 12/21 will be delivered as soon as possible or within ten business days of purchase!

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THE PAST LIFE Tarot Reading is for you if you’ve ever wondered who you were in a past life or if something from a past life is affecting your current path. Discover who you may have been in a past life and how that life affects your current path with this Past Life Tarot Reading, delivered as a private YouTube video of at least 20 minutes!

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THE GUARDIAN ANGEL Tarot Reading will help you channel wisdom from your Guardian Angel! Referred to by many names in countless cultures, we ALL have a guardian spirit that looks over us, protects us, and seeks to guide us to fulfillment and our soul's purpose. This Tarot reading will be delivered as a private 20-minute YouTube video of your reading, along with a photo of your cards and their layout.

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THE PERSONALIZED GUIDED MEDITATION: This Tarot spread is used to create your own, customized personal guided meditation! You’ll receive both a photo of your spread and a 15-minute digital file to download, as well as a private YouTube video link of your personal guided meditation. This meditation will be determined by the Tarot cards pulled and designed to help you find clarity and connection for the moment you’re at in your life at the time of purchase.

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BLITZEN 2025
$399.00
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The RUDOLPH package from Psychic Medium & Author Josh Simonds is an even BIGGER DEAL! This package includes a 90-minute one-on-one psychic medium session (worth $200), the “2025 Compass” Tarot w/ Monthly Forecasts (normally $350), along with a “Past Life” and “Guardian Angel” Tarot Reading and a Personalized Guided Meditation (all worth $170!) This particular reindeer’s gift package will be here (and these prices good) until December 31st, 2024!

A 90-MINUTE ONE-ON-ONE SESSION My standard offerings, these can be conducted in person at Deep Earth Arts in Littleton, New Hampshire, or online via Zoom. Each session comes with a recording and a four-leaf clover. Once purchased, please email connect@joshsimonds.com with your order number and how you would like to coordinate your session!

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THE 2025 COMPASS Tarot Reading will be delivered as a 30-minute private YouTube video and a picture of your Tarot spread so that you may walk into 2025 with clarity, strength, and hope! During the reading, TWO words or phrases will be identified as your themes of the year, and as a BONUS to this reading, you’ll receive a cellphone wallpaper image for your personal use as well! (Sample images included here.)

IN ADDITION: Along with the 2025 Compass Reading, you can receive monthly private YouTube forecasts for each particular month of 2025! In the 2025 Compass Reading, you’ll be given a Tarot card for, let’s say, March 2025. You’ll receive that information in the video and spread for the 2025 Compass Reading, but with this Monthly Forecast option, you’ll receive a 10-minute private YouTube video that takes a deeper dive into the upcoming month, using your Card-of-the-Month as a jumping-off point. This option lets you get more in-depth guidance on the first of every month through 2025!

2025 Compass Readings will be emailed on Saturday, December 21st. Any readings purchased after 12/21 will be delivered as soon as possible or within ten business days of purchase! Once signed up for the 2025 Compass with Monthly Forecast option, you’ll receive your monthly videos on the 1st of each month!

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THE PAST LIFE Tarot Reading is for you if you’ve ever wondered who you were in a past life or if something from a past life is affecting your current path. Discover who you may have been in a past life and how that life affects your current path with this Past Life Tarot Reading, delivered as a private YouTube video of at least 20 minutes!

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THE GUARDIAN ANGEL Tarot Reading will help you channel wisdom from your Guardian Angel! Referred to by many names in countless cultures, we ALL have a guardian spirit that looks over us, protects us, and seeks to guide us to fulfillment and our soul's purpose. This Tarot reading will be delivered as a private 20-minute YouTube video of your reading, along with a photo of your cards and their layout.

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THE PERSONALIZED GUIDED MEDITATION: This Tarot spread is used to create your own, customized personal guided meditation! You’ll receive both a photo of your spread and a 15-minute digital file to download, as well as a private YouTube video link of your personal guided meditation. This meditation will be determined by the Tarot cards pulled and designed to help you find clarity and connection for the moment you’re at in your life at the time of purchase.

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RUDOLPH 2025
$633.00
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