Feed Your Spirit. Love Your Body. Start with a Cheeseburger.

✨ Introducing the Cheeseburger Tarot Reading – a layered, intuitive journey through body image, self-worth, emotional cravings, and spiritual nourishment.

Okay, so Spirit showed me a cheeseburger and said, “Offer this next.” At first, I thought they were joking.

They weren’t.
Turns out, it’s a message we all need:

You are allowed to love your body.
You are allowed to take up space.
You are allowed to enjoy your life.
Even the messy, melty, juicy parts.

The Cheeseburger Tarot Reading is funny…deep…and real.

Have you ever felt like you're constantly being asked to be less - less loud, less emotional, less hungry, less you?

What if Spirit has a different message entirely?

What if your body is not a problem to fix, but a home to love?

A professional psychic medium since 2017, I provide one-on-one sessions and group sessions, along with Tarot & Rune readings. I take this work very seriously, but you’ll quickly find out I don’t take myself too seriously — no matter what type of reading you receive, we’ll share laughs and smiles through our session, just like your Dearly Departed would want. I’ll also cut through the nonsense. We have enough of it in life, and if you have any “BS” in your heart or your life, your spirits and ancestors will see our time together as an opportunity to lead you away from it — no New Age hokum here. Each reading with me will be an experience you will never forget, unique and specific to you now. Your Spirits, Ancestors, and Beloved Dead want your peace, balance, and joy, and their guidance will help you find it.

I am available for private, one-on-one sessions at Deep Earth Arts in Littleton, New Hampshire, or online via video chat. To schedule your session, please click the button below. If you are interested in hosting a group session or booking me for a speaking event, please email booking@joshsimonds.com.

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I’ve always had a very strange thing with four-leaf clovers, and well before my psychic medium gifts came upon me. I may be the only psychic medium that offers a four-leaf clover charm with every live in-person or virtual reading people have with me. If you arrive in-person, you’ll receive a four-leaf clover charm, and if you’re participating in a virtual session within the continental United States, I will send you a charm in the mail!

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In addition to individual one-on-one readings (which you can book HERE), I also provide group readings! What is a group reading, exactly?

A group reading is a reading for groups of people of 3 or more. This involves the psychic mediumship I bring to individual readings, with a focus on clarity, connection, and direction. Group readings can be slightly different than individual readings, with the information brought forth geared more towards a crowd than an individual reading.

Group readings last at least two hours, though sometimes may run over. These experiences are ideal for groups of families, circles of friends, and any group that may want to come together for a uniquely fulfilling and touching experience.

Group Gallery Readings are priced individually, with quotes provided based on distance traveled. Nonprofit and charity rates are extended on a case-by-case basis. If you are interested in a group reading, whether for your family, circle of friends, a nonprofit, or a family in need, please fill out the form found here.

Please be as specific as you can be, including your name and email address. If reaching out for a family in need, please include any fundraising links, like GoFundMe links. Please include potential dates you’re looking to host an event, as well as preferable times for your event. I will do my best to get back to people within 7 business days.

I cannot promise that I’m able to fulfill every request for charity events, though if I can make it work I absolutely will!